So, you never graduated from college, had a brief and slimy career ending in dismissal at Bear-Stearns, started your own "investment group" and a few years later have a billion plus bucks all protected in an offshore tax haven supposedly from "billionaire investors" even though records show just a single client. Well, They say do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life. "Say, I like sex with underage girls, so must a lot of rich guys. I'll bet billionaires will pay a lot of dough to keep spouses, partners and the law from knowing they have sex with underage girls. What if I threw some parties with lots of teenage girls and invite my rich and powerful acquaintances and their friends (and some politicians and lawyers, just for insurance) and then they happened to be photographed committing a felony? I'll bet they'd want me to manage their hedge fund..."