i hope i dont become the next angus.............................................

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  1. Voxman

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    We mock what we don't understand ...due to ones ignorance and tin ears
     
  2. vic108

    vic108 Well-Known Member

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    [quote author=guitarweasel link=topic=12163.msg160784#msg160784 date=1169768332]
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    Thanks for the new Avatar Weas!
     
  3. Zeppelin Rules

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    Re: i hope i dont become the next angus.........................................

    [quote author=guitarweasel link=topic=12163.msg160851#msg160851 date=1169773419]
    I just liked the pic, everybody here is a gear snob to some degree. :roll:
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    Quite true, I must say.
     
  4. guitarweasel

    guitarweasel Well-Known Member

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    [quote author=vic108 link=topic=12163.msg160867#msg160867 date=1169774397]
    Thanks for the new Avatar Weas!
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    You're quite welcome veek.......( but I'm still looking in my mailbox. *cough, cough* ;))
     
  5. NeoConMan

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    Gear Snob has a certain panache.
    Sounds much more civilized than Gear Whore, which is the term thrown about in my Sonoran Desert circle.

    I dunno when I will graduate to the Gentlemens Circle of gear collection and appreciation.
    I don't open beer bottles with my teeth, wipe my nose on my sleeve, or pee on the sidewalk anymore...
     
  6. Wags

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    ya better not be doing that kinda thing in a few weeks!!! :coolsmiley:
     
  7. angus

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    [quote author=Wags link=topic=12163.msg158935#msg158935 date=1169355835]
    trust us.......we WON'T let you!!!
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    HEY! >:(


    I got it didn't I?
     
  8. Lex Lurid

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    [quote author=NeoConMan link=topic=12163.msg160902#msg160902 date=1169783632]
    Gear Snob has a certain panache.
    Sounds much more civilized than Gear Whore, which is the term thrown about in my Sonoran Desert circle.

    I dunno when I will graduate to the Gentlemens Circle of gear collection and appreciation.
    I don't open beer bottles with my teeth, wipe my nose on my sleeve, or pee on the sidewalk anymore...
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    Er......Quite So Old Chap, Quite So.

    I am afraid that whilst you may feel that it would perhaps be advantageous to your position to be regarded as something that you clearly are not, it would only serve as a sham Sir! You do not acquire these much sought attributes. Oh No Sir. One is either Born on the right side of the tracks...........Or not!

    Your Application has Failed.

    Pip Pip
    Lexington Seabag-Montefiore. Secretary of "The Club".
     
  9. NeoConMan

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    [quote author=Lex Lurid link=topic=12163.msg160940#msg160940 date=1169801520]
    One is either Born on the right side of the tracks...........Or not!

    Your Application has Failed.

    Pip Pip
    Lexington Seabag-Montefiore. Secretary of "The Club".
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    As we say at the powerplant, DOH!!!

    :-)
    Neo
     
  10. Lex Lurid

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    Sadly, I rather suspected that to be the case.
    Any Further attempts at en vagueling yourself into the Graces of Fellow Members of The Club shall not be brooked Sir!!

    IF you were in the Fortunate Position of being even vaguely acceptable, you would be Summonsed to The Great Hall where you would suffer Black Balling Sir for your impertinence!!

    Now kindly return from whence you came.

    Lexington Seabag-Montefiore. Secretary to "The Club".
     
  11. Treadric

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    LOL! :) Great funny stuff! :) LOL!
    You guys may yet be charged with murder...because you kill me! ;D LOL!
     
  12. NeoConMan

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    (Neo clicks the REPLY tab, mind reeling at the huge number of appropriate snappy comebacks to put this Brit in his place just like the uh, ....um, ... you know, those old guys did a long time ago when um.... well, YOU KNOW!!!)

    *Heavy sigh...*
     
  13. NeoConMan

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    [quote author=NeoConMan link=topic=12163.msg160942#msg160942 date=1169801897]
    As we say at the powerplant, DOH!!!

    :-)
    Neo
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    Mmmmm.... donuts!!!! :Droolin:
     
  14. Lex Lurid

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    Ah.....But you see, This is that which separates us. I KNOW my Place and remain quite comfortably within its constraints.
    YOU, obviously are unhappy with your designated place and seek Social Advancement.

    I hope That Clarifies The Situation For You?

    Harrumph.....Quite So!

    Lexington Seabag-Montefiore. Secretary to "The Club".
     
  15. Treadric

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    Harrumph...I'm about to soil myself laughing my arse off ;D
    You guys are the limit! LOL! :)
     
  16. guitarweasel

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    Neo.......A few hints to have your application looked at again.

    Ask to speak to Binky, he's a dubious chap, but can be bribed with shiny objects.

    Ask to be part of the staff first, you can start by cleaning Fez's and delivering Mulled Fanta's.

    Offer to run errands to the local corner store for Cigars and other such Sundries. ( Wash your hands before and after.)

    Speak highly of the Elders who fought the war in India.

    And NEVER, NEVER use the word AWESOME, you will immediately be sent to the Tower for a beheading!

    Hope this helps!
     
  17. Lex Lurid

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    And You Sir!....Yes You, can stop all of this unseemly behaviour straight away!

    In all my years as Secretary I have NEVER, I repeat never seen such vulgarity so openly and wantonly displayed! This is hardly the behaviour of a Gentleman!!

    Mind you (Lurid rearranges Ample Self into a more comfortable position in his Favourite Fireside Chair, lights an exceptionally Fine Cuban Cigar....a Gift from "The Major"....and prepares to reminisce)

    There was that appalling incident back in 33 when Young Benkinsop Major caused something of a kerfuffle and had to be bought to book about his unseemly behaviour.

    Seems that Benkinsop Major had lit upon the idea of a rather rousing form of after dinner entertainment? As is our usual custom, we remove from The Great Hall after the Meal and repair to The Smoking Room for Brandy and Cigars. Benkinsop then proceeds to gulp great draughts of air into his system, which caused a few Raised Eyebrows I can tell you!! Once said Gulping seemed to have calmed down, Benkinsop leapt upon a Coffee Table and proceeded to drop his Trousers!! His cohort in these activities was Arbuthnot (Nasty Weaselly little Chap, only became a Member by means of inheriting the right! Bad Sort All Together) Arbuthnot then stationed himself behind Benkinsop and produced a box of vestas. Benkinsop then proceeded to Break Wind with particular ferocity and Arbuthnot struck a vesta which ignited the noxious Gases emanating from Benkinsop's Rear! Sadly.......Dinner that evening had consisted of rather more Vegetable Matter than was usual...... Benkinsop always was something of a Gannet where Brussels Sprouts were concerned!! Sadly as I say, it appears that one of the Bursts of Flatulence contained what can best be described as "ingrediants". SO.....The Gasses by now well ignited were then joined by a shower of more solid matter that also ignited. The resulting explosion blew the West Wall of The Smoking Room clean across the road!!! The Bangs and Crashes obviously frightened the Wretched Benkinsop, who in a moments fright,,,Drew IN his Breath.....

    We set up a Fund in his Memory for the Rebuilding and Decoration of The Smoking Room.
     
  18. guitarweasel

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    So does this mean I can't get in either? :?
     
  19. NeoConMan

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    *Neo digs in the waste basket for the wadded up applications and letters of recommendation he so deftly drafted...*

    *Kicks the damned dog,...slams the door going into the garage/pouting room at the Neo Compound...*

    *Ponders going back to the automatic weapons forum with all those gun nuts that scare the wife...*

    *At least they INTENDED to blow the wall out of the Compound that night, broke all the beer open though...*
     
  20. Lex Lurid

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    Sir!

    I refer you to the rather excellent reponse made by Brother Weasel.

    Seabag-Montefiore Secretary to "The Club"
     

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