Discussion in 'Gibson SG' started by RhinestoneStrat, Feb 29, 2020.
All I have to say is Holy #@%$!!! I think Tony Iommi would cringe if he saw this.
Amputation, for no good reason. That's horrible.
At least it has much better upper fret access.
f@cken blasphemy what kind of no good brainless piece of sh!t would do such a stupid thing to a perfectly good sg I suggest death by hanging if said arsehole hasn't already hung himself! F@ck I'm outta here if I stay another second I'm gonna throw up! It ain't a rib eye served up blue for Christ sakes!
Looks like an electric parlor guitar.
Gibson custom shop should offer these to the church band crowd.
But with a Harmonica bridge. No wah action in church please.
A man could have a religious experience.
Call it the Gibson XO, (short fer ExOrsize'd) electric guitar....
Actually this is what an SG might look like if someone did what
I often recommend: Play the hell out of it.
I usually follow this exhortation with the statement that
in the case of an SG, that's really not possible. Plenty of hell left
after you're done playing, any given day.
And in the case of this emasculated guitar, I would actually say the same.
Straighten the neck, give it a fret job (a real one), repair the bigsby...
Get the p'ups sorted back to the way they were designed, connect the wiring
properly, set the guitar up for proper intonation, glue the headstock back
together, give it a new bone nut and put it in the hands of someone who
knows how to play "highway to Hell"...
I have faith that there would be plenty of hell left in this instrument.
You can cut the horns off a bull with a de-horning saw, and that bull
can still kill you just as dead, if it feels like it. It will just stomp you
instead of throwing you five meters through the air and then stomping you.
Here's a couple of Strat abominations!
not the first time that SG is appearing in here...it's legendary
I'd fiddle with it. It's lack of hornyness doesn't offend me.
I think my life has just got shorter of (at least) 20 years...
Strip it down, graft some horns on, fill the stupid "etching" on the back, paint it in an opaque color, and you got yourself one hell of a player's guitar.
A Rick Turner signature model in the works?
I don't know. The Michael W. Smith ediyion?
I once was hissed at for playing an SG at church. I should've known.
I love my SG, but at the same time....I don't think that looks horrible at all.
Here's the picture I've been looking for! Now this is the ultimate Strat abomination.
proper pieces of crap there. some things are not to be chopped about.
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