Goldmember
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Birthday:
July 27
Location:
San Antonio,Texas, or Amsterdam, Holland
Occupation:
Gold Schmelter, Roller-Disco Owner

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Goldmember

Well-Known Member, Male, from San Antonio,Texas, or Amsterdam, Holland

Johan van der Smut Jul 12, 2015

Goldmember was last seen:
Aug 11, 2018
    1. Goldmember
      Goldmember
      Johan van der Smut
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  • About

    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    July 27
    Location:
    San Antonio,Texas, or Amsterdam, Holland
    Occupation:
    Gold Schmelter, Roller-Disco Owner
    My name is Johan van der Smut, and I am fascinated with gold. After losing my genitals in an unfortunate smelting accident in the 1970s, I became known as "Goldmember." I am also a reigning champion of disco dancing. Often, I like to talk to my armpits in a ritual-like fashion, usually whispering proper sources of certain phrases for copyright purposes. For example, after saying, "And that's the way, uh-huh uh-huh, I like it," I quietly comment to the side, "KC and the Sunshine Band." My trademark is painting everything gold.

    2012 Fender Classic Series Esquire
    2013 Gibson SG '60s Tribute
    2013 Epiphone Dot
    2015 Fender Classic Series Lacquer Strat
    2016 Gibson SG Faded T
    2017 Gibson SG Standard T

    Marshall DSL100h
    Marshall JCM 2000 DSL 50
    Marshall 1960a cab
    Marshall DSL15c
    Fender DRRI Blond
    Fender Champion 600

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    I love gold so much I lost my genitalia in an unfortunate schmelting accident....hence, the name...Goldmember.
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