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So many possible insults, "that's a good place for a blacktop" etc., etc.
Talk about the Brown Sound........

Does that guitar have Pee 90s in it?

Not sure that's what they meant by "rock the handle".

Pray to the Porcelain Gods of Rock.

That's one way to loosen up.....

Yeah Bidden, you're right they almost write themselves.
 

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A line from Black Sabbath's "Sabbath Bloody Sabbath" comes to mind: "Bog blast all of you". A loud guitar blasting on the bog could come in handy the times you feel like drowning out some of the other sounds normally produced on the bog...
 

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It may not be the Hollywood Bowl but.......
 

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That guitar probably has pee-splatter all over it...
yeah but is that going to have a positive or negative effect on the overall tone.
Because this is about the only aspect of tone we haven't covered how many guys would piss all over
their guitars if it added that extra sizzle pazzaz and sustain ?
 

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that is a whole different kind of sniffin,,,,,,,, not related to corks.
Well ya know possibilities I mean I could start denting cracking scraping paint off and soaking dem in da wee wee
and letting cure out the shed and that ought ta add a couple grand too the price tag ATLEAST on the RELICED guitar
market and for another 2 k they could watch me doing the work you know kinda like performance art.
 

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LOL Frank,,,, I was just jammin to some Freddie King and was headed here.

I was going to post,

" Honey, I shrunk the guitar player!"
 

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LOL Frank,,,, I was just jammin to some Freddie King and was headed here.
I'm always Jamming to some Freddie King .
Or maybe up all night with Freddie King I got ta tell boys pokers his thing booze and ladies .
heard Farner say Freddie was always forcing his band into playing poker to keep them in his debt
because he toured non stop and they were always homesick That's kind a stuf only a Texan would do LOL.
Don brewer talking here.


I always loved this one just reminds me of my youth

Say Wolfman what ya doing with long knife in your pocket
say boy I rather go to your funeral any day than mine
 

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Not sure if you want that kind of tone juice.........

Dang, skidmarks on the g string........

I wonder if he has a looper in the loo......
 

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That guitar player was a Flush in the Can

His wife said he could only play thru his amp at bathroom levels
 
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