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  1. Prince Albert H.R.H.

    Prince Albert H.R.H. New Member

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    One was most amused when One learned of this fascinating place. One does tend to lead a somewhat sheltered existance here on "The Mall". When One received word of a Meeting Place of Like Minded Personages, it really was a breath of Fresh Air. One "used" to so enjoy One's Evening strolls around White Chapel and of course One made the aquaintance of some Superb Fellows whom "shared" the Common Interest. Sadly One's very Presence could lead to "misunderstandings" shall we say? One was advised that perhaps it was better that One restricted One's daliances to "Other Areas Of Public Life".

    Imagine if you will, the sheer joy that One feels in once again mixing in the company of "Gentleman Jack" and of course my Mentor Walter. One is amused that "Spike" has also made the journey from the Chapel and is making......shall we say.......Friends.

    Gentlemen, shall we make a promenade into the Cooler, More Shady areas and see what lurks?

    H.R.H.
     
  2. Wags

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    Could we please get someone in here to interpert what these brits are saying.... :-\



    Welcome to ETSG Prince Albert!  Glad to have you with us.
    Obviously you must be a friend of all the other brits here....name names will ya!!
    Lex, Walter...and Spike.  

    Just have fun, behave like a proper gentleman, and happy posting!


    Lady Wags
     
  3. Prince Albert H.R.H.

    Prince Albert H.R.H. New Member

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    Thank you for kind words Dear Lady Wags. I assure you I am of the uppermost heritage and will preform like the true Gentleman I am.

    Perhaps at some point, you would fancy a nanner?

    H.R.H.
     
  4. Lex Lurid

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    OK Wags. Here we go........

    Hello, nice place you have here. Fancy seeing "Gentleman Jack" (The Ripper) and Walter (Tutor some might say?) and "Spike" who one presumes might be a friend of which I am unaware.

    That....in a Nut Shell is what His Royal Highness has just said.

    Er.....How do I put this tactfully? It is a Treasonable Offense to take a Title that has not been bestowed upon you by our Sovereign, we DO still have the Tower of London you know? ;) Admittedly the accomodations are somewhat antiquated these days, but then......The "Guests" usually did not remain long enough to complain over much.

    Pip Pip
    Lexie O0
     
  5. Wags

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    [quote author=Prince Albert H.R.H. link=topic=13205.msg171546#msg171546 date=1176575223]

    Perhaps at some point, you would fancy a nanner?

    H.R.H.
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    Okay Lex..........whats a "nanner"??

    In the south you might say you want a "nanner" sandwich....which means a banana sandwich,
    but I'm pretty sure thats NOT what it means this time.
     
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    Well would ya Adam an Eve it!!

    Ello Albert me old son!
    Ere, you dun real good wiv them penmunship lesuns din ya! Is well proud I can tell ya! Been dahn the Chapel much of late like or is ya givin it a bit of a wide burth on accahnt of them Rozzers wot finked them saw ya like?

    Jed sez Ello to.

    Walter
     
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    [quote author=Walter Sickert link=topic=13205.msg171550#msg171550 date=1176576037]
    Well would ya Adam an Eve it!!

    Ello Albert me old son!
    Ere, you dun real good wiv them penmunship lesuns din ya! Is well proud I can tell ya! Been dahn the Chapel much of late like or is ya givin it a bit of a wide burth on accahnt of them Rozzers wot finked them saw ya like?

    Jed sez Ello to.

    Walter
    [/quote]


    [size=30pt]LEX..........??[/size]
     
  8. NeoConMan

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    Hey Al,
    Glad you could make it to the forum.
    I ain't worried much about what a man does, when a man does what a man does, if ya know what I mean . . .

    I spent 15 years in Texas, and have plenty of relatives there.
    Many have a marginal I.Q., just above an old hound dog, and they dilute it with alcohol every chance they get. Boy, the stories I could tell you there!

    So a proper English Gentleman ain't got nothin' to worry about 'round here.
    Besides, some of the US folk ain't got no idea what the hell yer sayin' no how.
    As long as it sounds good, right?

    Y'all sure are in good company if Lex knows ya. Good enough for me!
    Gotta go, got some guns to clean and mud flaps to install on my truck.
    Let's see.... this week it's the tactical rifles.

    Y'all be cool!

    Neo
     
  9. vic108

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    Ha! Just like a Yankee doesn't understand the subtle
    nuances of America's Southern regions, how could
    "we" comprehend the UK's type's differences?

    To the untrained, BBQ is BBQ. But to us Southerners,
    there's a BIG difference between North Carolina, South
    Carolina, Memphis, and Texas BBQ.

    Likewise, there's so many differences to the casual observer
    of the subcultures of our British friends!

    Rule Britannia Rules!
     
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    you don't know good BBQ until you come to Lexington or Thomasville!!!!
    We know how to make it right!!
     
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    Oh My! Hmmmm. I had rather hoped that Dear Old Albert had recovered from his accident but seemingly he is still suffering some Side Effects?
    "Nanner" is actually Natter I believe Wags? He took a terrible tumble one day whilst out Riding on Horse Back down "Rotten Row" in The Great Park and it seems to have affected his ability to write the letter "T"?

    That was as close as I could get to it? BUT.....maybe he DID mean a Banana Sandwich?

    As to Walter's comments......I think that "Hello Albert, Good To See You Again" will suffice.

    The rest of his.....er.....diatribe was NOT the sort of thing that I would feel comfortable explaining to a Refined Southern Belle!

    Pip Pip
    Lexie
     
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    I'll take your word for it then Lex!! :D
     
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    I dunno Vic.
    They all sound funny to me.
    What, with them $10 words and their fancy pants actin' and such.

    My Ma & Pa taught me to speak proper-like, and I went to school.
    I don't have whatcha call an "advanced education" cuz I had to drop out in the seventh grade to help with the moonshinin' when I was tall enough to reach the pedals in our '69 Lincoln Mark III.

    I bet I can drive better than any them proper English fellas, no matter which side of the road they're on!

    I know, done forgot my raising. Sorry! I should be more polite to new neighbors.
    Sit a spell, take yer shoes of. Wags might getcha a quart Mason jar full of iced tea.

    Neo
     
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    Ello Mates....and The Luverly Lady

    Ere Vic..... youd like the BBQs wot Big Dave do at The Moon and Parrot Sunday Lunchs wen the Strippers is doin there stuff. Thems well good and after a few Pints of Tanglefoot it dont mater much do it eh?

    Walter
     
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    We gotta stop this!!! These poor proper brits will think we are complete hillbillies!!!
     
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    I'm more intrigued by the fact that there is a "Lexington" in the USA!!!!!

    I thought I was the only one?

    Pip Pip
    Lexington Seabag-Montefiore
     
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    Google it.........Lexington, North Carolina is BBQ capital

    then there is Lexington, Kentucky...but that one ain't important!!
     
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    It is jolly good to hear from you, Your Highness. It would appear that you've gotten a bit past your expiration date from what I can determine. Must be all the good living, and a sufficient amount of Bombay gin, I would surmise. Keeping a good pickle on does wonders for the constitution.

    Do be a good chap and have a tip with us at the club some afternoon. The help is dreadful these days, what with all these colonials thinking they've gained some form of class status. However after enough libations, we just ignore them completely. You'll be aghast at the situation, but will come to see it in the same light of condescending amusement as the rest of the regiment.

    Righty Ho!

    The Major
     
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    I've got a sneaking suspicion that there's someone around here with multiple personalities. ;D

    As for hillbilly traits well, you know where that came from? The Irish and the Scots! Sadly Ireland is losing it's rebelliousness under the weight of civil law and EU regulations. That said you can still get illicit poitin if you know the right people. ;)
     
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    whoa whats going on?
    theres recently been three new people so far speaking in gibberish(better english than i can understand)
     
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