If Your Guitar Could Talk........

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  1. walter19882003

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    *No Please God No....Not GreenDay....Please let me die!!*
     
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  3. SG dan

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    you guys are all chumps; guitars have a volume knob for a reason!
     
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    'Have sex with meeeeee'

    Over and over until I give in.

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  6. Six String

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    [quote author=SG dan link=topic=12767.msg166850#msg166850 date=1174084405]
    you guys are all chumps; guitars have a volume knob for a reason!
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    Oh, now I like that.............! Goodun Dan, goodun!!!
     
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    [quote author=Ac/Dc_wannabe link=topic=12767.msg166634#msg166634 date=1173970643]
    The conversation would probably go something like this.

    Guitar: Ow! Stop strumming so hard!
    Me: Since when did you learn how to talk!?  :shocked:
    Guitar: Ow! Just because I said not to strum hard doesn't mean you can pick hard!
    Me: Well fine, have it your way.
    Guitar: Stop going so fast, your hurting my strings! Why must you bend so freaking high up? My G string is about to fall off my neck at this rate.
    Me: I'm sorr....hey wait a minute! I bought you, you do as I say and you will stop complaining about the way I play!
    Guitar:Stop yelling at me! You make me scream so much your actually making me envy Zakk Wylde's guitars, I mean come on. Your about to make me lose a pickup at this rate.
    Me: You cant lose a pickup from tha...
    Guitar: I don't want to hear it, now be a gentleman and play me softly and quietly.
    Me: Forget this I'll just go on the net and give you a break.
    Guitar: What are you doing on there? Looking at guitar porn again  :cry:?
    Me: Wait.... What!?
    Guitar: Don't give me that! I see the way you look at those Gibson guitars. Am I not good enough for you!?
    Me: no its not...
    Guitar: Are you cheating on me!?
    Me: Ok first of all I don't have any money to even think about cheating on you, you should be grateful I gave you new pickups and bought new pedals for you!
    Guitar: Oh you know very well it doesn't take money to go to GC to fool around with a Gibson.
    Me:....it takes gas money.
    Guitar:Don't get smart with me! Have you fooled around with another guitar?
    Me: Well...I.
    Guitar: Answer me!!!
    Me: Only once in a blue moon.
    Guitar: Why don't you love me!?
    Me: I do, thats why I play you alot.
    Guitar: Oh please, I heard you talking to yourself, "If it weren't for all these freaking holidays and birthdays I might be able to save up for a Gibson."
    Me: Just because I want a Gibson doesn't mean I don't love you.
    Guitar: Oh sure, I want a divorce!
    Me: What!? We aren't even married!!! What are you gonna do? Grow a pair of legs and walk out on me!? Leaving me with that squire strat?!
    Squire: I heard that...  :cry:
    Me: Oh Shut up I don't want to hear it from you either! Look Angel, If you don't shut up I'll give you something to complain about and disconnect your pickups! Now I'm going to go call my gf, I had enough of your complaining for one day....You shouldn't even be talking!!! Geese you nag me more than my mom does.
    Guitar: Fine, you know what? I'll just cut my neck and kill myself, then you'll miss me.
    Me: Good luck cutting yourself with a LEATHER guitar strap!!!!
    Guitar:.....

    Oh God.... What a nightmare that would be.
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    HA! Good one Tufty!!!!!!!
     
  8. EveryMn

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    "Stop, no."
    "Aw, c'mon baby, I swear it won't hurt."
    "That's what you said last time and look what happened!"
    "Shut up and take off your gig bag."
    "No! Aieee!"

    Damn. I'm glad my guitar can't call it's lawyer.
     
  9. SG dan

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    ^^lol or 911^^ :shocked: :police:
     
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    [quote author=SG dan link=topic=12767.msg167083#msg167083 date=1174194615]
    ^^lol or 911^^  :shocked: :police:
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    All they could do is stick me in a cell until my court date. ;)
     
  11. walter19882003

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    *yey about time you changed my G-String* :coolsmiley:
     
  12. SG dan

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    [quote author=EveryMn link=topic=12767.msg167087#msg167087 date=1174195667]

    All they could do is stick me in a cell until my court date. ;)
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    yeah but, once your court date finds out what happened to the other guitar, shell run.
     
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    ;D ;D ;D
     

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