So Tell Us Something About Yourself That We Don't Know.

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  1. Voxman

    Voxman Moderator Staff Member

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    He? Always, at the least, Go to a female doctor for that! :-\
     
  2. 8-ball

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    [quote author=Voxman link=topic=19913.msg241697#msg241697 date=1258029160]
    He? Always, at the least, Go to a female doctor for that! :-\
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    Sorry Voxman, you can't choose the doctor when you come to the ER.
    >:(
     
  3. John J

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    [quote author=8-ball link=topic=19913.msg241692#msg241692 date=1258015016]
    Never heard from him since. Maybe he got shy.
    :dontknow:
    [/quote] Okay, that is good.
     
  4. iblive

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    Exactly how did this thread evolve from work, family, hobbies.... to doctors with rubber gloves?

    Oh, never mind.... hobbies. ;D
     
  5. Spunky

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    [quote author=TNT link=topic=19913.msg241618#msg241618 date=1257894853]
    I was a cariacture artist at Opryland USA my last two summers of high school.

    I got my pic taken with R Lee Ermy a few years ago - also got an autograph.

    I got Paul LeMatt (John Milner from the movie American Graffitti) to sign an illustration that I drew of his Deuce coupe from the movie.

    On 9/11/01 I was doing work in a prison and couldn't hear about what was going on in New York, Washington DC, and PA until about 4:00PM.

    Jessica Alba wants to have my baby...Oh you meant real things. ???
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    Jessica just had my baby but don't tell the dude she is married to... ;)
     
  6. Spunky

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    [quote author=Voxman link=topic=19913.msg241697#msg241697 date=1258029160]
    He? Always, at the least, Go to a female doctor for that! :-\
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    Last prostrate exam I had was with a 30 year old hot as hell Chinese girl Physician's Assistant.
    I welcomed the probe....really!
     
  7. SG John

    SG John Well-Known Member

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    [quote author=Spunky link=topic=19913.msg241800#msg241800 date=1258165261]
    Jessica just had my baby but don't tell the dude she is married to... ;)
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    I almost had sex with Jessica Alba once.


    I was very arroused, but she was in L.A., so I had sex with my wife instead.



    I'm also a lesbian trapped in a man's body.
     
  8. guitarweasel

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  9. SurfGuitar141

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    OK....I'll try and bring this back on topic...... :roll:

    I'm a professional Fire Fighter / EMT in my 25th year of service....my specialty is driver / pump operator but I also operate our water rescue vessel, specialize in hazardous materials, Jaws of Life extrication, small engine mechanic, and I keep our aging military surplus M-35 duce and half storm trucks running the best I can.....
    I also work a side job in the HVAC industry as an installer and quality control inspector....

    Married for 22 years with two children, son is 20, daughter is 17....(going on 25).... :roll:

    Besides playing guitar....(strictly a bedroom player, and occasionally jam with close friends).....I also enjoy surfing on my two longboards, a 10'4" Bing Silverspoon, and 10' Bing Pintail Lightweight, Amateur Radio operator since 1988 and involved in a variety of emergency services related to ham radio including Emergency Management and the National Weather Services "Skywarn" program. Last but not least I enjoy firearms, been a gun collector and avid target shooter for many years, I have earned a few trophies shooting Bullseye Pistol matches, and one or two shooting rimfire rifle matches.

    My politics are mostly non-religious conservative however I do bend slightly left on a few social issues.

    I hate decorating for Christmas because when you take it all down the house looks naked.....

    I also inhaled as a youth....and snorted a few things too, but I never dropped acid or injected myself with anything, the day the Fire Chief told me I was hired and I start next Monday, I never touched any of that stuff again....

    I can "one up" the rectal exam with the two colonoscopies I've had....the gloved finger has nothing on that video camera on a long tube....

    and as I'm sure you've all realized by now, I also have a somewhat twisted sense of humor.... ;)
     
  10. John J

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    [quote author=SurfGuitar141 link=topic=19913.msg241891#msg241891 date=1258402074]


    I can "one up" the rectal exam with the two colonoscopies I've had....the gloved finger has nothing on that video camera on a long tube....

    and as I'm sure you've all realized by now, I also have a somewhat twisted sense of humor.... ;)
    [/quote] Warning, the following may be painful to the squeemish (Me in particular). I can one up that. I had bladder cancer back in 2002. You know that video camera you're talking about? Try imagining that going up the front side. Not fun. Here I am laying on a table on my back with 4 women standing there looking. I was waiting for them to start laughing, but they were very professional. Embarassing to say the least.
     
  11. oldrockfan

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    that is painful even to just read... ouch! Course women go thru pretty rough stuff at dr exams every year so I guess us guys have no right to complain
     
  12. D-DAY

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    I feel I need to admit that I'm a drummer who has been impersonating a guitarist for 20 years...[​IMG]
     

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