The SG Is Simply Not A Great Guitar

Discussion in 'Gibson SG' started by NMA, Oct 27, 2018.

  1. chilipeppermaniac

    chilipeppermaniac Well-Known Member

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    I play one of these terrifying, devilishly-horned instruments in church because I'm a horrible person and hate everything that's good in the world. I also play it through one of those awful Marshall things and the horrific tone together summons both Undead-Vlad-The-Impaler and Lord Voldemort to play poker in the church lobby.

    People seem to like my bluesier take on "Victory In Jesus," though, so I'll call it a wash. :thumb:
     
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    Victory in Jesus is my favorite song ever.
     
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    Worst guitar ever made. If you are disappointed and embarrassed about purchasing one, send it to me for disposal with complete confidentiality.

    Nobody needs to know.
     
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    Perhaps you would prefer a 1961 LP. :dude:
     
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    Let them burn
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    How much will you give me to take it off your hands?
     
  10. zteele

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    Ok, maybe SG's aren't great for funk. But jazz? Yees.
    Also, two words. Frank. Zappa. Sh**t...
    I think Iommi and Angus have done some decent stuff using SG's too :naughty:
     
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    My goodness ... Seek professional help ASAP. This post strikes me as the most worthless piece of sh*t I've ever read.

    Edit: typo
     
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    The problem is :

    Your SG need new tuners, the color is very strange and bevel is wrong ... My question is : fake Gibson ?

    Have you played this awesome new model ?

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    "A shredder for your cheddar"....love that line. :D



     
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    What are you blabbing about?

    1) I love the classic keystone tuners on my SG.
    2) I paid extra for that limited edition finish on my SG.
    3) Incorrect bevel? You guys really need to get out more. Nitpicking is the pastime for those who have no pastimes.

    Fake Gibson?
    Shh, don't tell anybody, but my SG was made by Rickenbacker. That's why I bought it. Who the hell would buy a Gibson?

    Most people don't know this, but Rickenbacker makes tons of Gibson gear. Not just Gibson guitars. Look, Rickenbacker makes Gibson straps, Gibson picks, Gibson polish, Gibson polishing cloths, Gibson strings, Gibson books...and I bought it all. Why would I buy Gibson gear when Rickenbacker makes fantastic fake Gibson gear?

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