Igonuts
Active Member
Favorite. Hmmm.
"Most loyal" is my POS '68 F-540 Lyle accoustic steel string. Since '68 I've cheated on her countless times. Used, rode hard and put away wet. Broke her neck twice. Literally. Always forgives me. Never walked out on me either.
"Most unliked" is the '17 Epi faded Sg. She's a diver. Weak at the neck. Never stays true.
"Most wicked" is my Gibson '21 SG STD '61. No need for foreplay here. Skip 1st, 2nd, and 3rd bases. Go right to home plate at the 22nd fret and get down right dirty. Friday or Saturday nights, an outright unabashed slut.
Then there's my newest "crush". '22 LP Custom "Black Beauty" '70th anniversary. Got all the eye candy. Cleavage, long tennon legs, and jewelry. Like you're typical trophy wife.

"Most loyal" is my POS '68 F-540 Lyle accoustic steel string. Since '68 I've cheated on her countless times. Used, rode hard and put away wet. Broke her neck twice. Literally. Always forgives me. Never walked out on me either.
"Most unliked" is the '17 Epi faded Sg. She's a diver. Weak at the neck. Never stays true.
"Most wicked" is my Gibson '21 SG STD '61. No need for foreplay here. Skip 1st, 2nd, and 3rd bases. Go right to home plate at the 22nd fret and get down right dirty. Friday or Saturday nights, an outright unabashed slut.
Then there's my newest "crush". '22 LP Custom "Black Beauty" '70th anniversary. Got all the eye candy. Cleavage, long tennon legs, and jewelry. Like you're typical trophy wife.



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