Hello! I am from Holland. Isn't dat vird?

[Goldmember]

Hello, Everybody!

My name is Johann Van der Smut, and I am fascinated with gold. After losing my genitals in an unfortunate schmelting accident in the 1970s, I became known as "Goldmember." I am also a reigning champion of disco dancing. Often, I like to talk to my armpits in a ritual-like fashion, usually whispering proper sources of certain phrases for copyright purposes. For example, after saying, "And that's the way, uh-huh uh-huh, I like it," I quietly comment to the side, "KC and the Sunshine Band." My trademark is painting everything gold.

I have one shexshy SG: a 60's Tribute. It's not gold...yet. Amp? Gold lacquer tweed Blues Jr., blue Vox AC4C1, and a blonde DRRI.

 

[JohnnyGoo]

well heres one for ya,i dont remember what year it was but i seen KC and the Sunshine Band open up for Black Sabbath at Memorial Collisieum in Portland Oregon.talk about odd but this actually happened.maybe it was 1979 or so ?????