You can't make this stuff up.....

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smitty_p

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Speaking of close calls with firearms...

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ABGIJwiGBc"]Guy hit in head with .50 caliber ricochet - YouTube[/ame]


Remember...no more iron!
 

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Those guys are so stupid that a head injury wouldn't make any difference.
 

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What are the odds man. Thats almost like the guitar player from ELO about a year ago. Driving down a road somewhere in england when a large hay roll rolled down a hill and hit the car he was driving and killed him. I mean damn what are the odds of going out like that. Its like getting hit by falling spacejunk.
 

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This is reminding me of that "antelope running over bicyclist" video that was floating around a while ago.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89-yq2jlnnc"]Raw Video: Antelope Hits Biker During Race - YouTube[/ame]

On an alternate note, household pets do similar things on purpose all the time. I've got this dog-like cat that's been cuttin' me off and grazing me his whole life. Also like putting his body where my leg is going to be in the next second or so. I can be in the kitchen, then my leg feels a thud, kind of like bumping into a football. Then I look down and it's like, "oh, it's just Buddy".
 

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I was walking through a farmyard with two buckets of pellets
for the sheep.

One of them came running from behind, and decided to take a
shortcut between my legs.

I flew into the air and the feed went everywhere.

After I stopped cursing, then laughing, I got up, and left them
to it.
 

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I had a lab that did that to me. I was playing with him in the yard and I took off running and he came running behind me full blast and hit my legs and i cut a flip in the air and hit the ground. It knocked me out actually and when I came to the dog was humping me with a pretty good grip too. Talk about a sh!tty way to revive man.
 

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You can't make this stuff up.....
Chapter 2.

I played weddings etc for 11 years.
I played a wedding for an elderly gentleman
named Ed and his beautiful young bride.
It was his 3rd marriage and her first.
There were 2 best men.



His son Ed from his first marriage

and

His son Ed from his second marriage.
 


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